improvise | wriothesley

Where do you live, exactly?

[ asks outright while he goes ahead and eats! ]

A place called Fontaine. To put things simply, it's a nation surrounded on all sides by the ocean.

[ takes a bite of his own curry! immediately launches into a series of coughs. ]

[ klavier is about to say something, but ]

Wriothesley?

[ WAITS FOR HIM TO STOP... HELP.... pushes his water glass towards him?? ]

Edited (i forgot he dropped the herr) 2025-05-03 17:32 (UTC)

[ thanks for the water, bro. he takes a big gulp, which seems to help the worst of the coughing subside. ]

Didn't realize it was going to be so....

[ spicy. ]

What? ...Spicy?

[ this date is going so badly ]

Do you drink milk? That should help dilute the heat. I can ask our server.

[ i'm sorry i did this to us ]

No, no, I'll be [ coughs while waving one hand ] fine. I just [ another cough ] need to get used to it.

[ it's so funny please

ok. klavier can't help smiling. SORRY. ]

There's no need to act tough, Herr Boxer. I will get some just in case.

[ calls for some milk for the little baby (he also cannot handle spice) ]

[ BUT OUR BANG

thanks for the milk though, wriothesley aka herr boxer will take a healthy gulp whenever it arrives. ]

I'm trying to put on a good [ first? second? whatever ] impression for you. [ this is clearly a joke. ]

[ wrio is being so vulnerable 🥺 bang will come even sooner now...

klavier laughs. ]

I appreciate it, but there's no need. You made your good impression some time back.

[ he takes a spoonful of butter chicken and rice and holds it out for him. ]

Here. This doesn't taste hot and has plenty of flavor.

THEY'LL BANG OR I DIE TRYING

i can't believe this was just earlier today

I KNOW IT FEELS LIKE EIGHTY YEARS AGO

[ wow, this is so romo.......

the gesture is surprising enough that his eyebrows raise for a split second, but the boldness of it all has him laughing. sure, why not, he'll lean forward and take a bite directly from the spoon. ]

Not bad. I'll have to get my own plate next time.

[ but does klavier taste as good as the butter chicken? ]

[ WHOA...... find out 😳😏 ship pushes you

klavier takes back his spoon and slides his butter chicken towards the center of the table. ]

If you're not feeling adventurous after that, we can split this. More room for dessert, if this date goes well enough.

[ grits my teeth so hard they crack ]

Are you the dessert?

[ VALLLL DON'T GIVE INTO PEER PRESSURE ]

[ DO YOU WANT BANG OR NOT NAT ]

[ I DO BUT I WILL WAIT FOREVER FOR WRIO TOO...... punches through my wall ]

[ you're so funny nat i love you ]

[ ily.... does wrio actually ask if he's the dessert ]

[ no because i'll die ]

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improvise - 2025-05-06 01:54 (UTC) - Expand

[ anyway he doesn't say the line about klavier being dessert because i would rather die. sorry to the mod team if you're trying to follow along with this mess. ]

Thinking about dessert already? Do you have something in mind?

[ and is it him--okay no, i'm really done now. ]

[ klavier's smile grows, his eyes narrowing but warmly. ]

I was the one who asked you out, no? We should have a dessert that you prefer, from this menu or otherwise. Especially after the incident just now.

[ wriothesley's second death from spicy ]

Did you have a dessert from home that you liked?

[ you can drop me after taking so long on this ]

Fair enough. Since we are on vacation, why not try one of the other places around here? I think I saw a few around here that caught my attention.

[ also, he fears what else might happen if he picks dessert here. but first i am handwaving them finishing dinner because they are not going to kiss during dinner, i can feel it in my heart. ]